Confession: I wanted to be a Manic Pixie Dream Girl

“These are my confessions/Just when I thought I said all I could say/My chick on the side said she got one on the way/These are my confessions” – Usher, ‘Confessions pt. II’ No I don’t have a chick on the side and if I did she wouldn’t have one on the way considering I would … Continue reading

Fat Bitch

Late night screams in the subway station are usually a cause for  powerwalking,  freaking out, and panicking…that is unless the screams are coming from two tiny, quarreling DBIPTS (Drunk Bitches in Party Tops)*…. My two friends along with a few onlookers knew better than to rubberneck for this long, but the fight unfolding at the … Continue reading