Confession: I Don’t Care About Your Juice Fast
Once upon a time, people lived in caves and were really, really hairy. Some hunted, some gathered, and those not good at either became cave painters or probably died. Then a lot of things happened and people became less hairy and more communicative. Soon enough these people became so smart and invented grocery stores and Doritos. … Continue reading
Dance Like Nobody’s Watching: My First Time at Zumba
Zumba is a Shakira video turned up to eleven. My first actual attempt at this exercise craze was alone in my bedroom to a free online video. I was like, “Hey, why not? Let’s live a little!” Exactly three minutes into the video I felt like my instructor could see through my laptop screen at how … Continue reading

