Weird Shit I Found on Etsy Today

Chances are if you’ve ever received  a present from me it has come from the wonderful internet craft fair known as Etsy. Etsy can be a marketplace filled with infinity scarves, tiny pendent necklaces, paintings of foxes, sad boyfriends, handmade wooden iPhone cases, and other generally crafty, often monogrammed, goodies. But, sometimes crafting gets fucking weird. … Continue reading

Uhh, what was that JC Penney?

Remember those weird commercials where women would scream at window displays that read “SALE” and turn angry red when coupons flew out of their mailboxes?  They were supposed to explain JC Penney’s “revolutionary” business makeover: JC Penney got rid of sales and coupons in favor of year-long “reasonable prices.” The “joke” of these exasperated women eschewing … Continue reading