How to Use the Internet to Housebreak a Dog and Go Quickly Insane

The Internet is mostly a garbage place filled with sewer people. Featuring the worst kind of sewer people. Smug, know-it-all sewer people. Ask it a question and its minions spew out a garbled mess of advice and opinions. Think you have a cold, want to check your symptoms online? You have herpes. Wonder whether you … Continue reading

It’s Not Right, But It’s Okay: ’25 Things to Know by 25′

Twitter feeds can be an endless tide of shock-inducing headlines. LOOK at which celebrity wore THIS shocking outfit! (HINT: it’s Kylie Jenner) reddit user has FOUR penises #NSFW Which elderly celeb couple is CALLING IT QUITS? If these headlines were not coming from sources such as Huffington Post, Daily Beast, etc. I would disregard them the … Continue reading