Fat Bitch

Late night screams in the subway station are usually a cause for  powerwalking,  freaking out, and panicking…that is unless the screams are coming from two tiny, quarreling DBIPTS (Drunk Bitches in Party Tops)*…. My two friends along with a few onlookers knew better than to rubberneck for this long, but the fight unfolding at the … Continue reading →

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Dance Like Nobody’s Watching: My First Time at Zumba

Zumba is a Shakira video turned up to eleven. My first actual attempt at this exercise craze was alone in my bedroom to a free online video. I was like, “Hey, why not? Let’s live a little!” Exactly three minutes into the video I felt like my instructor could see through my laptop screen at how … Continue reading →

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Paying it Forward: Female Entertainers Edition

In a recent Vanity Fair profile, Taylor Swift responded to a joke made at her expense by Golden Globes hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, saying: ‘There is a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.’ It’s beyond mystifying, upsetting, and ridiculous that Swift would use the above quote in reference … Continue reading →

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