Confession: I Don’t Care About Your Juice Fast

Once upon a time, people lived in caves and were really, really hairy. Some hunted, some gathered, and those not good at either became cave painters or probably died. Then a lot of things happened and people became less hairy and more communicative. Soon enough these people became so smart and invented grocery stores and Doritos. … Continue reading

Weird Shit I Found on Etsy Today

Chances are if you’ve ever received  a present from me it has come from the wonderful internet craft fair known as Etsy. Etsy can be a marketplace filled with infinity scarves, tiny pendent necklaces, paintings of foxes, sad boyfriends, handmade wooden iPhone cases, and other generally crafty, often monogrammed, goodies. But, sometimes crafting gets fucking weird. … Continue reading

Effective Complaining & Uber’s Effective Response

Uber, the car service and taxi app, was made for me. There is no one who loves a taxi more than I,  my motto being: ‘you never regret taking a taxi.’ Money always well spent. Taxis are not only more convenient, but lets be real, they’re a lot less sweaty than public transportation. And the sweat … Continue reading