In Defense of: Sno Balls

Posted by judgecity on February 3, 2012 · 2 Comments 

Defendant: Sno Balls Plaintiff(s): People unaware of how delicious Sno Balls are, iCarly Offense: Causing obesity/diabetes Time: Anytime Case: Like the Eskimos apparently have many words for “snow,” the English language has many definitions for a “snowball.” From the Merriam-Webster definition to the Urban Dictionary one, there is only one snowball I trust. And that is the one spelled … Continue reading →

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J’Accuse!!!: Sorority Girls

Posted by judgecity on February 2, 2012 · Leave a Comment 

Now, just a second, I LOVE SORORITY GIRLS. What I am j’accusing is the TLC show Sorority Girls. The show’s gross misinterpretation of American sororities made me so upset I decided to post-pone my defense of the Hostess Sno Ball. SHIT CLEARLY GOT REAL. Defendant: Women in sororities, women in general Plaintiff(s): TLC and Britain’s new TV show Sorority … Continue reading →

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In Defense of: Lana Del Rey

Posted by judgecity on January 29, 2012 · Leave a Comment 

Defendant: Lana Del Rey Plantiff(s): Most people Offense: Major suckage at SNL, failure to live up to hype Time: Like, so a few weeks ago… Case: Obviously, I am not the first person to write what I’m about to write: Lana Del Rey sucked massive balls on SNL. She acted and looked like a cast member … Continue reading →

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