Just. Stop.

This is a PSA to all the anti-trans spokespeople and “renegade” cis-gender (mostly white) male Youtubers who think they’re hard-hitting journalists by going to Target lying about being “trans” to show a scary future where MEN can enter the LADIES’ room (YOU ARE THE PROBLEM and I refuse to link their videos because no one … Continue reading

From the Judge’s Files: RIP Juicy Couture

RIP Juicy Couture. I remember when I first tried you on. Your terry-cloth sweatpants hugged each of my awkward-middle-school-newly-formed-girl-curves in all of the semi-right places. I remember when I first wrangled my mom into buying me one of your sweatsuits at retail price and then subsequently being forced to scour the sales racks for your thin cotton … Continue reading

How to Use the Internet to Housebreak a Dog and Go Quickly Insane

The Internet is mostly a garbage place filled with sewer people. Featuring the worst kind of sewer people. Smug, know-it-all sewer people. Ask it a question and its minions spew out a garbled mess of advice and opinions. Think you have a cold, want to check your symptoms online? You have herpes. Wonder whether you … Continue reading