Confession: I Am Obsessed with Vanderpump Rules
Set atop a cabinet of DVD’s, which includes an Agnes Varda four disc collection, my television casts an orange glow of spray-tanned skin belonging to SUR waiters and waitresses. Yes, my television that rests upon hours of footage from one of France’s most influential Nouvelle Vague directors, transmits to me a drug known as Vanderpump … Continue reading
Confession: The Amal-George Coverage Is Sort Of Uncomfortable
In the fast cycle of media hype, the Amal Alamuddin-George Clooney engagement is almost old news. Some publications were overjoyed that George is finally engaged while others rejoiced that he is finally engaged to such a smart, successful woman. Amal suddenly didn’t just become ‘George Clooney’s Fiance’ but a feminist hero–the badass barrister whose clients make … Continue reading
Confession: I Don’t Care About Your Juice Fast
Once upon a time, people lived in caves and were really, really hairy. Some hunted, some gathered, and those not good at either became cave painters or probably died. Then a lot of things happened and people became less hairy and more communicative. Soon enough these people became so smart and invented grocery stores and Doritos. … Continue reading


