It’s Not Right, But It’s Okay: Walking up Escalators

Posted by judgecity on August 21, 2013 · Leave a Comment 

As a child I had a near paralyzing fear of escalators all of which stems from a particularly gruesome Rescue 911 episode I made the mistake of watching. A little boy’s shoelace got caught at the bottom of the escalator’s evil metal steps and soon devoured most of his skin. Thus, in turn, causing my first panic … Continue reading →

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Confession: I wanted to be a Manic Pixie Dream Girl

Posted by judgecity on August 9, 2013 · Leave a Comment 

“These are my confessions/Just when I thought I said all I could say/My chick on the side said she got one on the way/These are my confessions” – Usher, ‘Confessions pt. II’ No I don’t have a chick on the side and if I did she wouldn’t have one on the way considering I would … Continue reading →

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